Thomas Aquinas

Entry #30 in project #EuropeanBios is Thomas Aquinas but it's going to be short to the point of not being a real thread because the best available bio was not very good:

Saint Thomas was a notably large, fat, Italian man who came from a rich family who didn't want him to be a friar. He cared very deeply about philosophical aspects of religion that I couldn't give the least of a shit about. That's it, that's the whole bio.